Little Victories!

So I found out this weekend that Friday's readership numbers have been my highest yet and that I have a few subscribers. People, I know this may come as a surprise, but I am just like you. I don't live in a crystal castle like many of you think. I put my pants on one leg at a time. And when I get good news like this, I am very excited. I can't thank you enough for reading! You deserve a pat on the back; treat yourself to a beer or two and send the bill to Jesus c/o the Pentagon.