5.09.2007

America's Next Top Model - Week 11

Well well well. Just like she escaped the iron grip of the USSR's communist claws, Natasha escaped elimination last night on America's Next Top Model. And urrbody's favorite girl Dionne was kicked oot. I can't believe it. Hello, did you SEE her pictures last night?!?It was like watching a hostage recite a note from their captor! So awful.
But on to more important things; did you see when Natasha went to hug Dionne after she found out she was still in the game, and Dionne just stood there and didn't hug her back?!? BITCH WAS COLD! It was one of Dionne's finer moments. Farewell Dionne; ANTM will miss your street sensibility and genteel hoodrat-ness. Peace out, B.

And the winner this week of everything (the challenge, the photoshoot, the hilarious award) is Renee. Sheesh, she might win. So here is what we know about Renee so far:
-She was abused as a kid
-Her mom raised her and her 4 sisters
-She has a little boy
-Her life is the pits and that's why she wants to be America's Next Top Model
I really, REALLY hate to be the one to say this, but Renee: if you want to make your family proud of you, go to ITT Tech or CDI College or something. I now life sucks, but spending 12 weeks on a reality show (Cycle 8 of said reality show, natch) and then dissapearing into obscurity isn't really something your family will be bragging about when you are begging the shift manager at WalMart not to fire you for stealing women's underwear and greeting cards. But let's just live in the now, shall we? Renee actually looked like she was having a good time when she was dancing around like a damn fool with the natives. Good for her! I would have taken the Dionne road; no more damn dancing for me.

Ah, Cha Cha Diva. I can't quite put my finger on it, but Jaslene reminds me of someone. Can't quite put my finger on it...wait a second...Here we go. Cruella DeVile. Anyways, Jaslene will definately be eliminated next week and the final two will be Renee and Natasha. People like Renee cause she's the underdog with a past, and Renee will stay because Twiggy loves her, and nobody wants to argue with a living legend.

So, we'll see how next week treats us. Hopefully we will finally find out about Natasha's past and why nobody has ever seen a picture of her baby. But I swear to god, if she makes out with her cell phone again, I will reach through the TV and slap her!

ps - Did you take a good look at Tyra's wig? Where did she get that thing? Looked like she ripped it from a Sears mannequin.

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