10.27.2009

I fucking bought this!


EW. Are you looking at this? What am I, Toddlers and Tiaras?? They're called Bumpits (trust - you NEED to see this website. It is out-of-control classy). Whatever - it's not like I bought it for real. I need it for my Halloween costume. I'm dressing up as my life idol:


That's right! My costume this year isn't the most original, but it is the easiest and cheapest. I already have the same hair colour (WIN) and now I have the accoutrements for the hair-do. Thanks to American Apparel I have a pair of shiny black spandex leggings and just bought a cheap and trashy white and black leopard print top for $16. All I need is a box of candy marked BON-BONS and a cigarette with 2 inches of ash hanging off the end. The only sad part is that I don't have a guy to go as Al (who I would be pressuring for sex). I might post pictures. Might.

4 comments:

Renee said...

I just decided I'm going as you, going as Peg. Just because now you're MY hero.

I love the examples of "totally different looks" you can make with BumpIt. Funny. They all look like that girl who made my life a living hell in junior high to me.

The Mayor said...

Oh my god, I wish!!! You'd need to dress as Peg, but also wearing house slippers and carrying a mug of coffee (I drink all day) and with tears down your face (I usually get in at least 1 good crying jag per day). So really....I'm just describing Mikayla Watkins' Blogger character from SNL.

The Mayor said...

Also agreed - all the "looks" are the same - dumb spoiled bitch who loves spray-tanning.

Anonymous said...

dude, i totally have bumpits. when they say that they stay in place so easily, my sister put it in my hair and i spent the next ten minutes violently shaking my head trying to make it fall out, it just kind of slid down my head, making it look like i had two face, and the second face had a giant duck bill.