Ah, diaries.

I'm sure that sometimes you think to yourself "The Mayor is such a critical bitch, I wonder what makes her laugh?" Well people, this does:

"Today is the first day of school swimming lessons. Unfortunately the swimming teacher is a overweight asshole."

This is from my boyfriend's diary when he was 9-years-old. His mother gave him a diary one year and encouraged him to write in it. This was the only entry. I'm not sure why this makes me laugh every time. Maybe it's the idea of a 9-year-old boy privately slamming his swimming teacher in neatly-written cursive. I love it.

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